Best Miss love Friend Hindi SMS

Smart man +Smart naari = Flirting Jaari.
Idiot Man + Smart Naari = Jab  Khali.
Smart Man + Bewakuf Naari = Paav Bhari.
Bewakuf Man + Bewakuf naari = SHAADI...
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Suraj se achchha sitara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rista hamAra koi nahi,
Chaahe saari Duniya Mein Dhund lo,
Mujh jaisa pyara aur AAp jaisa awara koi nahi!

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Savan  Ate hi murjaye hue,
Phool bhi khil jate hai,
SMS free kya hue,
Aap jaise Chindi chor bhi shayar ban jate hai!!!

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Aankhen matar,
Gal tamaatar,
Naak ho jaise bhindi,
Tu meri saheli hai ya koi Subzi mandi!!!!!!

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Aankehin Hirni se,
Chal Nagin si,
Morni jaise Haath hain,
Yeh to bata ki tujh mein Insaano Wali kaun si baat hai????
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Ek Ramlila  ka Hanuman tha Farar,
Is role mein Unhone fit kiya Dardar,
Maar ke ped se Lambi Chaal,
Bola Sita maiya sas - riya - kal....

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Yeh jo Ladkiyon ke baal hote hai,
Ladkon ko fasaane ka jaal hote hai,
Khoon Chus leti hain Ladkon ka sara,
Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai,,,,
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Taazi hawa ka jhonka aaya,
Khushbu teri saath laya,
Phir mere Dil ko khayal aaya......
Ki aaj bhi mera Dost nahi nahaya.......
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Ansu tere nikle ankh meri ho.....
DIl tera Dadhake to Dadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare Dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Jutay Aapke pade aur Kartoot meri ho....
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ARZ kiya hai....
Shama parwane se kuchh keh rahi hai,
Shama parwane se kuchh keh rahi hai,
Darling Zara hanky dena,
Meri naak bhut beh rahi hai...
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Aap Rutha na karo yu humse
Mere Dil ki dhadkan bhad jaati hai,
Dil to Aapke Naam kar chuke hai,
Jaan bas Baki hai Who bhi nikal jati hai....
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Aaj raat pe noor hai...
Kyonki chand per usko gurur hai,
Hum kis per Gurur kare,
Hamara chand hi Hamse Door hai...
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Asman ko Neend aye toSuayen kahan
Dharti ko Maut aaye to Dafnayin kahan,
Sagar ki Leheren aye to Chhupaen kahan
Aapki YaAd aye to jayen kahan.
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Ai Dost ! Jaam se na kar Nafrat itni
Ki PeEni Pade to pi na sake,
Ae Dost, Dost se na kar MohabbaT itni ki
Bichacna pade toJeE na sakE....
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